Instead of the expected letter, I got an e-mail from the FBI:
Due to a re-prioritization of resources, the FBI projected number of positions for this year’s internship program was significantly reduced. For this reason, the selection process for this year’s program was even more competitive than in years past. I regret to inform you that although your application was ranked amongst those considered most qualified for this vacancy; you were not selected for the position. We do, however, very much appreciate your application for this vacancy and encourage you to continue visiting our website for information on future vacancy announcements.
Fuck. When I spoke to Agent Higgins, she told me that this year, they will have more positions open for internships. BUT BUT BUT after the presidential elections, I heard through various sources that Obama's people decided to cut funding to a few programs, the FBI Intern Program being one of them. So less money, less interns. Fuck.
In other news, I baked this awesome Vodka Chocolate Liquor Cake thing that is amazing. I'm getting my family drunk on baked goods.